Hi, my name is Marietta. I am 32 years old, working for a boring company. I have long blonde hair and brown eyes. I am a thin, not so tall, not so short girl. I live alone in a cozy, trendy newly built apartment in Budapest.
Nowadays I am looking for another job, and I go to a lot of job interviews, which means a lot of stress to me.
Lately I am often constipated. It happens that I don't have a bowel movement for 3 days, the next day I need to poop a ton into my poor toilet. I like to work in home office sometimes, fortunately, my manager understands it. Somehow I tend to feel more relaxed and poop a lot more when I am at home. It is very rare that I poop in the office.
The other day I was working from home. I woke up at 7am. I made a coffee for myself straight after, I did not even go to pee. I like to drink a warm latte in the morning. I was sipping my coffee, I already drank about half of it. This is when a strong urge to poop hit me. I needed to go to my bathroom straight.
I opened the toilet lid, pulled down my pyjamas and my panties. I sat on my toilet and I started to pee immediately. My pee was coming out of me with a hissing sound. I felt I needed to poop as well, such early in the morning - I had no bowel movement for 3 days before. While still peeing, I relaxed my anus and I pushed a little. Then I let out 5 smaller turds that slid out of my butt easily, and splashed into the toilet. I was peeing and pooping at the same time, which felt amazing. After my pee stream ended, I pushed once again and I pooped 2 more turds that plopped into the toilet. There was a healthy poop smell. I wiped my butt, flushed the toilet and went back to my kitchen, doing the rest of my morning routine, including a shower.
I started to work from 9am. 10 minutes into work, I needed to poop again. I went to my bathroom, pulled my jeans and sat on my toilet. I needed to push a little, because I wanted to finish this pooping session in 10 minutes. So after the push, I started to empty very mushy poop into the toilet. I pooped a lot into my poor toilet. It came out of me with a crackling sound. Then it stopped, I thought I was ready to go back. I started to wipe my bum. I was wiping my butt, my hand was really close to my anus with a piece of paper in it, when I felt mild pain in my abdomen which made me push again. I dropped the paper that was in my hand into the toilet, placed my hand onto my buttcheek and I started let out my poop. It was really soft poop, a lot of it - I have pooped another 15 pieces of soft poop into my toilet, which came ot of me with a crackling sound and with some silent farts in between. It felt so good. There was a strong poop smell in my bathroom. I wiped my bum, flushed the toilet and went back to work.
I needed to poop twice more that day, but it was over then.
Then it turned out that I needed to go to a job interview on a Friday. I was working mostly in the office that week, and I thought I had constipation once again. I noticed that it was Thursday already and I have pooped only once this week, I think on Tuesday.
The job interview was on Friday morning. I decided I'll try to make the situation a little bit more exciting (or horny) for myself, since I didn't really want this job, but I needed to go to the interview.
So I took a laxative on Thursday evening and I was letting nature to decide whether I will poop my brains out in the middle of the interview the next day.
I had a good night's sleep. In the morning, I went to my bathroom, but I needed to pee only, still no poop. I was drinking my morning coffee anyway. Although I was not on my period, I have slid 3 maxi pads into my bag, in case I need it. I also choose older light blue panties, an elegant dark blue jeans with an elegant rollneck for that day.
So I went to my interview, arrived 5 minutes earlier. The receptionist showed where the bathrooms were, but I didn't need to go. I felt a soft stomach pain though, but I was thinking I will not need a toilet for the next hour or so.
Finally my interview started, and it went quite well until my stomach started to growl. We were somewhere in the middle of the interview. There was a man and some HR girl in the room, plus me. The HR girl asked something, but I was busy with fidgeting in my chair as I needed to poop. The content of my intestines wanted out, I could hear it. My stomach was hurting and growling audibly.
I heard the question of the HR girl, it was not so important, I started to answer, when my stomach growled a huge one - there is no chance they could not hear it.
Then we went on with the rest of the interview, unfortunately they did not want to send me home earlier, but kept asking things (boring things) about my previous experience. My stomach growled a huge one again. I needed to poop bad by now. Even though I was sitting, I could just shit right there in the chair.
My stomach was growling again, so I decided to ease the pain somehow. Fortunately the man interviewer started to explain something about the company, so all I needed to do is to listen, and make it not too obvious that I want to go to the bathroom to poop my brains out.
Then a sharp stomach pain hit me. I knew there will be an audible stomach growl soon.. I could not really resist the growing pressure in my bowels any more.
I was grabbing a paper tissue from my purse and played that I blow my nose.
When my stomach growled, I relaxed my anus and I let out a little diarrhea into my panties. It was hot and watery, not so much, but enough to feel wetness between my buttcheeks. Then I squeezed my butt. They could not hear me letting this out because I was fidgeting with the paper tissue.
My interviewer kept explaining, the HR girl wrote something on her laptop, and I just pooped a little diarrhea while they were both present. I never pooped in front of my boss-to-be or a HR girl either. I just needed to let this out to ease the pain because I would shit myself anyway.
This worked temporarily, I felt a little better but I still needed a toilet quite soon. I was sitting in my diarrhea, which became cold and my butt just felt greasy, sweaty and disgusting. I was stitting in filth and I was bursting for letting out my waste.
10 more minutes and the interview was over. It was quite obvious to me that I will not get this job. I did not care. I stood up at the end, shaked hands, and dedcided that I will poop my brains out in their toilet when they let me out.
Finally the interview was over, I stood up, grabbed my coat and left the room. I asked the receptionist where the toilets were. He showed towards the end of this corridor, there was not too many people there, so I thanked him, and headed to the ladies room.
I went inside, it was quite small, just 2 stalls. I picked the one near the wall, closed the door, hanged my coat and purse. I opened the toilet lid and ripped down my jeans and my soaked panties - there was no stain in my jeans, but my panties were ruined.
I pulled some toilet paper, and quickly placed them on the toilet seat, forming a circle. Then I sat down with my sticky bum and I started to have diarrhea immediately. Liquid diarrhea poured out of my poor butt - it was really hot and it kept coming for 20 seconds straight. It was creating a lot of splashes. It sounded like I was peeing forcefully right into the middle of the toilet. I was letting out my light brown diarrhea and it felt soooo good.
Then I needed to clean myself a bit. My butt was covered in my diarrhea. Partly my diarrhea that I let out during the interview into my panties, partly the diarrhea that splashed back when I was letting out the contents of my intestines into the porcelain.
I cleaned myself the best I could with toilet paper, I threw out my panties into the bin, just pulled back my jeans. Hopefully no guys want to smell my lady parts on the way home, as my butt and the surrounding area smells like diarrhea.
I worked from home for the rest of the day. I had diarrhea one more time, in my own toilet this time. I did not get the job, but one week later I got a so much better offer that I immediately took it.
Hope you liked my risky "interview tecnhique".