Hello, I am Hans. I'm 36 years old, my girlfriend, Petra, is 34. I am a weirdo, I admit this, so don't be too surprised when this story is gonna be weird, too.
My girlfriend works as a chief accountant at a big company. I am just a low level office employee as compared to her, I work at a mid-sized company, of course a different company than her. My girlfriend is very attractive, she has long and straight brown hair, brown eyes, very pretty face, very smooth skin and a perfect body. Other guys often ask me how could I get her to date me - I am just an average guy, who looks like some software developer, wearing very casual stuff most of the time while my girlfriend is pretty elegant (hey, she is the boss) - and how could I keep her. I have my charisma, what can I say.
Back to the story. I have a kink about pooping and toilet time in general - I like when pooping is part of the "intimacy" in a couple, but don't get me wrong, I tell you how it is: I like to know about the fact my girlfriend is pooping or having diarrhea, I like to go to the toilet after she used it (for pooping), but I don't want to watch her on the toilet 'cos, well, watching is not necessarily my business.
We are living in a cozy, new apartment in Budapest. We have two toilets in our apartment: one of them is a very tiny room with a toilet and a small radiator in it, the other one is our bathroom which has a toilet, too. The bathroom has a big massage-capable shower as well. The tiny room and our big bathroom are pretty close to each other, you can hear any noises when you leave the doors open.
- Hey, Hon, I've got an idea about our intimate life, can I share this?-I asked my girlfriend. -Sure, but why don't you call it sex? -Because it is not really sex. You'll hear and smell things. -What do you mean? you're confusing me - she says.
It is a little harder to tell than I thought, but here is the thing - I started my monologue: I was thinking about a kind of "pooping experience" together this weekend. Yes, this is in some weird way part of intimacy - for me at least - just hear me out. It would turn me on if we pooped at the same time, in different toilets. Since we have 2 toilets anyway, you could use one of them while I am pooping in the other one. No watching, just pooping with open doors. Well, to be honest, I am personally quite constipated this week, so I think I am gonna bring some prune juice and milk for the weekend anyway (She started to laugh at this point). So it might be not just pooping, but major diarrhea from my part (even more laugh).
-And what about cleaning our bathrooms after this "experience"?? - she asked in an ironic way. -Cleaning is for me - I said - I will be the one who cleans both our toilets and the bathroom and this is going to be a fully performed cleaning activity. -Good - she said - at least you are gonna clean your shit after yourself. -Why, was there a time when I didn't - I asked. -No, you were always very good in cleaning stuff, that one I should give ya -she says. -Thanks, baby, and what about your pooping? - I asked. -Is this some kind of kink of yours? You're gonna get hard from this or what? - she asked. -Yes, it is a kink. No, I don't get hard from this. But this is one of my things, I wanted you to know, and I also wanna get to that level of intimacy in our relationship where it doesn't matter if you know how the other one shits and what are the sounds and stenches when we do it. That's all - I said.
-Well, it is not easy, I don't say you shocked me, but you definitely surprised me. Let me think about this. I'll tell you tomorrow. And now if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the toilet - she said. -OK, Hon, fair enough - that's all I could say. -Hey, Mr Kink, just for you to know, I am just peeing now, no biggie - she says before she closes the toilet door, it is the small toilet room.
The next morning I went to take a shit in our small toilet. I brought my coffee with me too. I was thinking the whole time - whether I just fucked up with this girl last evening, am I this idiot? I shat a pretty big one. I started with a fart, then pushed out a big turd, then I emptied 4-5 smaller poops into our toilet, they plopped into the water with a sound that my girlfriend could hear, that is pretty sure - but I guess she already heard me pooping before. I wiped, then cleaned the toilet (a bit), came out to prepare for work, me too. I closed the toilet door behind me.
My girlfriend is almost ready for work, she already dressed up, makeup ready, she just looks for some earring of hers. -Was this a good one? - she asks. -What do you mean? - my turn to ask. -Did you poop a good one, Honey, did you poop a nice and big one? - she is asking. -It wasn't nice but it was definitely a big one. - I said. -Good, I am glad you're relieved - she said while she giggled.
-Bye now, Honey, I am going to the office now - she says. And oh I almost forgot: I am in your game. Get whatever we need for a good shit on the weekend, cleaning is yours, don't forget. Bye now - she says. -OK, Honey, bye now - I said. Wow, what the fuck - I thought.
So I went shopping on Thursday, after work. I bought two larger buckets for mopping the floor, two small buckets and a lots of other stuff for cleaning the bathroom. I also bought some laxatives, 1.5 kg of plumes and other fruits too, some milk too. Not sure if we will need all of these.
My girlfriend came home early on Friday, this was about 5pm. -Hi, Honey, did you eat well today? - I asked when she got home. -In fact, no. I just had some salad with nuggets for lunch, I had 2 coffees today and that's it. I was not going to the toilet for a number 2 today, just peed many times - she said. -Do you feel hungry now, or do you feel fancy of some plum juice? - I asked. -I tell you what, Hon. I want to have a good cleanout over this weekend. Since you want me hear pooping, and I feel a little constipated also, I wouldn't mind if I had diarrhea, hope it's not going to be disgusting for you - she said. -I hope my diarrhea won't be disgusting either, I feel constipated - I said. I also shared some rules for the next day (Saturday).
-So, you are going to use the toilet in the small room, I'll have the bathroom. I have buckets if you want to poop in it, we just put some water in it - I started to tell. -No, thanks, no bucket pooping, I will use the small room though, I mean the toilet in it, so that is mine for tomorrow, and you will be the one to clean it, you promised - she said. -OK. That is perfect for me. We do this with open doors, and the large bucket I might use for diarrhea or poop, I will throw it away. Okay with the cleaning too. Now I take a laxative and some fruits for the evening - I said.
I prepared a fruit bowl for us in the evening. I also washed the plums, cut them in 3-4 pieces, peeled them, threw them into the blender. I made a very large quantity of plum juice for the both of us. I put it in the fridge for now. My girlfriend just relaxed, watched some series in the TV while I was working in the kitchen. I brought the fruits to her, along with a large cup of hot milk. -Here are some fruits for you and me. Do you need plum juice -I asked. -Yeah OK thanks, I will be fine with these, I mean I hope it gives me diarrhea tomorrow - she said, and she started to eat the fruits real fast, drinking milk for it as a chaser. In the fruit bowl I prepared for diner, there were pears, oranges, tangerines, plums, apples, even more pears and some grapes as well. My girlfriend ate a lot of all of those fruits, and so did I. I drank about 3.5 dl plum juice as well with it. After all she asked for a glass of plum juice, she wanted to try, so I brought her a large glass, some 3 dl of prune juice. which she drank. After we finished, I took one laxative (mild one), then we went to sleep around 9pm. We slept in the same bed in our bedroom. This room is beside the bigger bathroom, it shares a wall with it.
I woke up around 5am, I had an aching stomach, and I felt like I need to poop. I made some preparations quickly: I laid down some garbage bags in the big bathroom, right to the toilet. I have put one of the larger buckets to that area which is covered with garbage bags, and also opened the toilet lid. I have put a small bucket there as well in case I need to piss. I have opened the tap in our shower, put some water in the small bucket. That was the preparation I could do, I needed to shit so bad. I left the bathroom door open, then stepped back two steps, and I pulled down my joggers and my shorts. I squatted down by the large bucket. I needed to push quite hard, I wanted to ease the stomach pain, so pushed, and pushed, I grunted as well. At first nothing happened, then after a good 3 minutes of pushing, a very big turd started to emerge. I was still in squatting position, gave a big push and my hard poop just came out of me as a rope, it started to slide in the big bucket. It fell into the bucket with a loud thud - this must have made my girlfriend wake up. I needed to piss like crazy. So I stood up, grabbed the small bucket, held it under my penis, then let myself go. I pissed a ton in the bucket. Then I hear some gurgling from my stomach. I decided I will try to poop a second round.
This is when my girlfriend appeared at the open door, she was looking at me. -Morning Honey, are you already pooping? - she asked. -Yes, I do, at least I try to. Sorry, my stomach hurts, I think I need to poop again. Your choice if you wanna see - I said. With this I reached for the tap, put some cold water in it, stepped back to my large bucket, and I started to rub my belly with cold water and my cold hands. I needed to shit quite badly now. I squatted down, gave a big push. The next moment I emptied lots of mushy poop into the bucket, holding my cock with one hand - I didn't care if my girlfriend is watching, I wanted to shit - I kept pooping into the basket for like 15 seconds straight, my shit came out with a crackling sound. Luckily all of it fell into the basket. There was a putrid shit smell by this time in the bathroom. I poured some water in the bucket, then poured it out in the toilet.
-So this was your first diarrhea, right? Are you okay, you feel better? - she asked. -Yeah it is OK. It smells terrible here, sorry Hon that you needed to see this -I said. -No worries, I will do the same today. I need to pee now, going to my toilet. - she said. -Also, Hon, would you make me a coffee with milk, if you can. I think I will took a laxative too. - she asked. -Yeah, sure - I said, and it became clear that I will be the employee and she will be the boss for today.
So I went for the kitchen, I poured another 3 dl of prune juice for myself, and I drank it slowly while I was preparing coffee. I have made 2 coffees with lots of hot milk. I brought one to my girlfriend, she was in the bedroom, one for myself. -My Mistress, here is your morning coffee, oh shit I forgot your laxative. - I said, went back to the kitchen and brought one laxative for her. -Here is laxative. - I said. -Thank you, Servant, what time is it? - she asked. -It is 5.45am, I answered.
My girlfriend stayed in bed, she took a laxative, then drank her coffee. I told her I will be in the other room, on the sofa as I might need to run to the bathroom to have diarrhea. -OK, I will try to sleep a little bit - she said. -After your coffee, my Mistress? - I asked. Yeah, it does not bother me in sleeping, it helps my metabolism - she said.
So I was lying on the sofa, I think I slept a little, but woke up to a gurgling stomach that makes splashing noises too. I had some cramping, too. It was 8.30am. My girlfriend still sleeping, and I need to have diarrhea into this bucket once again. I won't wake her up just for this. I slept in a t-shirt, black joggers and my shorts. I went to the bathroom, left the door open, ripped down my joggers and my shorts, throw my shorts into the corner, then put the joggers just in front of me. I squatted down by the bucket, and started to defecate. I pooped a large quantity of mushy poop into the bucket. It was noisy pooping, it kept coming for 10 seconds. I needed to fart, it made an echoing sound in the bucket. Then I pooped even more mushy poop. When I finished, I wiped two times, that was it. The stench of my shit filled the bathroom. I poured some water in the bucket, then poured it out in the toilet. I felt better after this, stomach ache eased a bit. I pulled up my joggers, no shorts for today. I thought it is not worth to have skidmarks on it, my joggers could be thrown away or washed actually.
I went to the kitchen, and I drank another small cup of prune juice. It was about 9am. My girlfriend was still sleeping. I went back to the sofa, watched some TV with no sound. As I started to feel sleepy, I decided to make another coffee for myself. My stomach was gurgling, but no cramps, so I thought it was OK. While I was making coffee, my girlfriend started to tossing and turning in the bedroom. Coffee preparation done, lots of milk and it was a hot cappuccino. I went back to the sofa with it, to watch some football match on the TV.
My girlfriend just came out from the bedroom, and said this: -My stomach is gurgling and cramping like crazy, and this is because of you. Now I need to take a big shit, after this we'll find out your punishment - she said. With this, she opened the toilet door (small room), went in, ripped down her joggers and her knickers, threw them in the corner, and I heard her opening up the toilet lid. I am just guessing based on the sounds - she did not sit on the toilet, she just stepped up the porcelain (she is a petite brunette, she could do it easily), and took a squatting position. I heard her let out a little "Oh, fuck this", then I heard a round of continuous plopping for 10 seconds - she must have pooped a ton. After this I heard her grunting, like if she was constipated. But instead of more plopping, I heard a noise like if someone was pouring water from a bucket into the toilet for 10 seconds straight. I guess she had liquid diarrhea, and she just let out the first round of her diarrhea into the toilet. Then at the end of this round, she farted a wet one. Then I heard "Oh, f...." and then she was peeing from her butt for 15 seconds straight. She emptied her bowels quite well, she is even better than me - I thought. The shit stench that came out was intense. She stepped down from the toilet, pulled back her joggers, flushed the toilet and came out to the room.
-It felt good. No punishment, I am feeling better - she said. -However, you could give me a cup of prune juice if you can. And I think my toilet is dirty - she said. -OK, I'll bring you plum juice, and will check your toilet afterwards - I said. She sat on the sofa, I brought her about 3 dl of plum juice, which she drank quite fast.
I checked, and her toilet was full of diarrhea-splatters, both the inside and the outside of the porcelain. So I grabbed some toilet cleaner, and gloves, and did a basic cleaning of her toilet. It looked shiny after this. I heard loud gurgling from my stomach, and I also had some stomachache, so headed to my bathroom after this. My girlfriend noticed I was holding my stomach. -Hey, Hon, are you gonna poop a big one? - she asked. -I think yes, I am going to shit my brains out. - I said. -Can I watch, please? - she asked. It seems she is not so shy as she showed herself to be. -Yeah, sure, I am happy to share the poop smell with you, Mistress - I said.
So we went to my bathroom. She followed me. I have put some water in my large bucket and in the small bucket too. My stomach just gurgled very audibly. -Oh, it seems someone needs to poop quite badly - she said. -Yeah, right, I am going to have diarrhea - I said. With this, I ripped down my joggers, went close to the big bucket (had some water in it, but far from full). I squatted down facing the wall, I could not see my girlfriend but knew she was there, behind my back and watching. Just as I squatted down, I started to pour liquid diarrhea from my butt into the bucket. It was a very nice feeling to let this much liquid out through my anus. It just poured out of me, without any effort. I know it might be humiliating, because my girlfriend watched me peeing out of my dirty ass for about 20 seconds, but at that moment I focused on letting out my watery diarrhea, and the relief was incredible.
So I stood up to clean up the bucket. I poured some water on it fast. When I looked up, I saw my girlfriend is standing beside the toilet, she threw her joggers and t-shirt in the corner, so she stood there naked and she held her stomach. -What is wrong, Honey, do you need to vomit? - I asked. -It was amazing to watch you poop out this much liquid. I think I am going to have major diarrhea, me too - she said quickly. I could see she bursts for a nice and big poop.
-So would you like to use my toilet - I asked. -No, I was thinking I would try one of your buckets. - She said. I have put some water in the second bucket, then placed on the floor for my girlfriend quite quickly. She stepped to the bucket, she said thank you. Same position as me, she squatted down facing the bathroom wall, held her butt above the large bucket and within no time, she started to pour liquid diarrhea out of her skinny butt into the bucket. She just started to let out her diarrhea, then stopped for a minute, I thought she was done.
-Oh, Honey, I have diarrhea - she said. She started to rub her stomach with one hand, her breasts with the other hand, and she remained squatted. Within seconds, she started to pour out even more diarrhea from her cute butt. It just kept coming out from her ass for a good 20 seconds, I could see she was enjoying letting out the contents of her intestines into the bucket in a squatting position, as she continued rubbing both her breasts. There was still some diarrhea coming out of her butt when she said: -Oh, Honey, I need to pee really bad. I cannot hold it, sorry about this - she said, then she started to let out a strong stream of pee that sprayed out of her. I just grabbed a small bucket, went close, and held the bucket in front of her vagina for her to pee in it. She kept peeing an incredible amount. As I was standing behind her, just above the bucket she emptied her bowels in, I have smelt the stench of her fresh diarrhea, which was pretty strong. She kept letting out a little diarrhea while she was peeing. Finally both her diarrhea and piss stream ended about the same time.
-Oh my God, how good, how incredibly good that felt, I cannot tell you - she said when she finished peeing. -That was quite a lot of pee. Do you need something, Honey - I asked. -No worries, I am OK, although I could drink some water, hoping that it won't rush through me. - she said. -OK, will bring it to you - I said.
I started a mid-time cleaning of the bathroom. I put some water on her diarrhea in the bucket, poured her pee in it, then poured the whole thing into the toilet and flushed. I put some bathroom cleaner into every buckets, and started to splashing them with some water. My girlfriend's stomach just gurgled a huge one.
-Are you okay, Hon, do you need to poop? - I asked. -No, not yet, I just shat an incredible amount. I think it is just gurgling now - she said, and drank her water. -But I don't need more prune juice I think - she said.
In the meantime, my stomach started to make gurgling and splashing noises in a quick succession. Gurgling, then splashing from my stomach. -This could only mean one thing: you'll have diarrhea - she said to me. -Yes, I think so. Would you like to watch? - I asked. She said she is happy with listening only, she is sleepy and she is going to take a nap on the sofa, if I don't mind. I said just go, happy for her to take a nap.
So she went out, I grabbed the same bucket that she emptied her diarrhea into just minutes ago. Put it down on the floor, squatted above it, and let myself go in it. I have poured a big amount of diarrhea out of my ass. It just kept coming for 15 seconds straight. It felt amazing to let the water flow through my anus, which I have done with the bathroom door opened, so my girlfriend could hear it. My diarrhea smelt awful, and really hot. Once I finished, I poured some water on my diarrhea, and pulled back my joggers.
Then I went out to the room, I saw my girlfriend is sleeping on the sofa. It was 12.30pm, so let's consider it an afternoon nap. I brought some bathroom cleaner, my bucket of liquid diarrhea, and went to the small toilet room. I poured my shit into her toilet, then closed the door and started to clean her toilet. I just discovered there were skidmarks down the hole, on the side and everywhere - she must have pooped a big solid one at the first pooping, this is what I heard, just didn't see the skidmarks. I have completely cleaned her toilet, then my toilet and the entire bathroom. Shit smell lingered everywhere. Her poop smell mixed with my poop smell.
So I opened one of our drawers, where we keep some perfumes we don't use daily. I have picked a unisex parfum out of this drawer, went to her toilet, made 2 spritz from it, went to my toilet and bathroom, made another 2 spritz there as well. It was a nice summer scent, very good scent. With this my job was ready, and I didn't feel like I needed to have more diarrhea or poop more. I felt sleepy, went to the sofa and sit by my Honey, there was a little space there. She was sleeping like a baby. I heard her stomach is gurgling a lot. She might need to poop when she wakes up.
Hours went by, I watched some football match on the TV. It was around 3pm when my girlfriend woke up. I asked whether she needed something. She said some water could be nice, but she is fine otherwise. So I brought her a very large cup, 4dl of water. She drank it all in half a minute. -How do you feel? - I asked. She said she felt almost empty, and she is thankful for this, because she needed to have a good cleanout and once she will feel better (probably tomorrow), she will show how grateful she is. -Also it was a strange but somehow, in some weird way, a good experience to see you have poured out liquid diarrhea from your butt for like 30 seconds. I know you are not perfect, you know I am not perfect either, we have seen each other have diarrhea into a bucket. - she said.
-Yes, Hon, I think the same way - I said. -Are you still horny, or is it OK if we'll have sex after a good night's sleep? - I asked. -It is better tomorrow, Hon. I think I'm gonna need to run to the bathroom now. - she said, and rubbed her stomach a little.
She went to her toilet, closed the door this time. I could hear she opened the toilet lid, she sat down quickly. Immediately after this, I heard a strong stream of pee or diarrhea coming out of her, splashing into the water. Then the splashing stopped, and she let out a very wet fart, then another big fart. Then the splashing continued for quite a long time. Then I heard she pulled toilet paper, and started to wipe her butt. Maybe she wiped twice, when I heard nothing, no flushing either, she just stopped with the wiping. Then she farted a really wet one, and then I heard loud splashing noise from her toilet again. I think she just had liquid diarrhea pouring out of her cute ass for like 10 seconds. If so, this was a very long diarrhea session. She wiped some more, than came out of the toilet.
-Oh it feels soooooo good. I think I am completely empty now. I just had the biggest diarrhea today, would you like to check the stench in my toilet? - my girlfriend asked. I said "Yes, of course".
I have opened the toilet, smelt the very strong stench of her diarrhea, same stench that I felt when I held the bucket for her to pee. So she just had a 3 round diarrhea session, she poured liquid out of her ass three times into the toilet. The toilet was full of diarrhea splatters. So that means cleaning for me.
That is the story. We remained a couple after this. We really got to know each other, at least this is how we felt and this kept us, or at least helped to keep us together. We did not poop for 4 days after this experience. Later on, we went back to normal pooping.